I laugh a day ... should be reproduced collection!This 70 joke! I laugh a day ... should be reproduced collection! 1.
There was a man Jiao cool.
he was dead.
funeral that day. `
His family cried :'??< br> Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... .... '`
Passersby puzzled. Asked: '? What are they cool. '?. .
family cried: 'Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
have a cat found a mouse ....
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat been eating the mouse out ... ..
Why????
because
==> Tiger Mouse silly you could not tell
3.
hospital psychiatric patients are often a doctor or nurse will love the complex.
One day, a female patient Dr. Xiang Mounan female patients come ... ...
suffering: Blue Doctor, do you love me? Doctors thought for a long time
blue (in order not to harm the patient in order to avoid disease progression)
Dr Lam: We are what is the relationship between doctor and patient, because you are sick so I have to take care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained he finally explained End)
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you mean you do not love me oh?
blue doctor (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... ... I love Dr Chan ... ...
4.
neurology institute has an old lady.
every day dressed in black. holding a black umbrella.
squatting neuropathy door of the court.
doctors wanted : To heal her. must know her from the start.
so the doctor can also wear black clothes. holding a black umbrella. squatted there with her.
two blissful silence of the squatting a month.
old woman finally said, and doctors speak:
to ask you --- -------
are mushrooms you ------?
5.
said a turtle father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then go off to Yangmingshan the. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6.
small Xin: Daddy, why my name there are three payment?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some lack of wood called life in the forest.
small Xin: Dad, you say that life in the missing sister, Guo Jingjing, what?
7.
a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
male pleasure than hear.
Thus, women in the
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8.
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9.
have a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )~!!!!
10.
elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for
11.
day computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said:
12. a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming:
14.
a story: unable to bear asked:
15.
someone just learning a foreign language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: the sentence: :
16.
monk wrote a letter to the Monkey King Wukong
Dear:
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days the second time under the following 3 days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West! Guanyin
your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the pockets of clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17.
? a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18.
? someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: losing money these days the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh,
19.
classic joke: one day the ants, the ant is a sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked what are you doing ? Ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. tortoise and the hare hare quickly ran to the front ... .. went to see a turtle snail .. very slowly and said to him: you come, I'm back .. and then you are right. . .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him,
22.
One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....
23.
a man fishing the river leaves the first wearing a fish hook ~ half did not, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half a day ~ No fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed:
24.
> table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
25.
patient dentist, said: :
26.
What could be more difficult to eat?! >
27.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash ... ..
28.
Xiaoming using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher said: ... said:
29.
put a ring of people at work always fart, colleagues said he could not resist: he was doing, he replied:
30.
female mosquito: it, they house is not a good thing, one by one all grown up eat shit
31.
I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely:
32.
son: This is true, ah, then what.
33.
executed a prisoner, the bullet is Then prisoners crying:
34.
father to his son a story: You know why?
35.
beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: I also became a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, pinched pills
36.
a man always find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers say: you, no woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune Teacher says: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37.
someone to eat, see a piece of beef noodles in beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife cake where you get that a wife?
38.
three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39.
meal in a restaurant, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waiter asked,
40.
day, the cows ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
41.
a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: Standing next to the negotiators, said:
42.
carpool lift the Secretary and Chief Secretary to the chief after the release of a fart, said: Long said at the meeting:
43.
a Lanmao mad pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse was moved: Yeah!
44.
each mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45.
friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46.
ago I bought two puppies, called the bottom
47.
Monkey off after the Tang also met by a monster, he had to read the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: Please try again later.
48.
mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
49.
just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
50.
panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51.
Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52.
hey ..! month, there are always a few days ...!
53.
production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. Captain ah, asses heat, but a donkey is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back?
54.
small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: The child, when to eat disgusting how can you say such a thing
55.
a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor
56.
give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth!
57.
see the master,
58.
girl must-see stories: bats that reborn in God. God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, also had wings, I used to suck blood. it still makes me vampire,
59.
restaurant flies fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I drink all day long popular spicy, come now! Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60.
sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61.
a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: rude, just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it?
62.
see a dog on the road over an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!
63.
If not flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most people care about you! If not you, little rabbit will ask:
64.
I have a request: asked me to dinner. hope you can meet me, or I put your phone number written on the wall, plus the previous two words: ***. also asked me to eat well, or to write: marriage, conditions not limited to
65.
M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend! Girl: But I did not even feel you!! M: Well, you tell me what I that is not good, I changed!! M: So you tell me what point I am good, I ~ change!!!
66.
wife always have a tube called the Diploma of her grandson. someone asked her: back is the little guy.
One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! Lost my underwear I see is you steal wear?
67; Chaozuo Ye
day, a male student to monitor women's side:
male students: squad leader, I copied it? ? OK?
Female Monitor: What did you say? Again!
students: I say you let me write it down please?
monitor; amount, is not it? That you have to say it?
students; Is there anything you? How dare not say? Not that I ask you willing to copy it!
monitor; Oh, I am not a casual person!
students; (low voice) can be up and not human!
squad: I beg your pardon?
students; not it! A word with you, so let me copy it?
monitor: now in school, eh, this thing is doing it how the nerve! I'm not ready yet!
students; Oh, not ready okay! OK! Copy that night to repair a good time!
squad: night time repair operation? Like many people eh!
students: nothing it! I have copied me, not their thing!
squad: You speak of you is fine, but how do I do it?
students: You have nothing to it! I have copied the like, and you're ready to OK it! !
monitor: or not, this kind of thing spread to more bad ah!
students: spread out the good! Which means you helpful! Good ah!
squad: ah? Is not it? Why do not we go home parade, right? OK? Students in the school ... ...
: OK! Late to go back with home repair! Go to your room or my room you?
squad: go to my room now! I was nobody! Quiet!
students: ah!
squad: ah, go home so that you exercise your fill!
students: I copied a bit like it! Copy that stuff and more hands are sore!
monitor: is not it? Hand Exercises? Will feel more Shuangya?
students: What Shuangya? Sour Oh!
Monitor: Yes! Tiring man thing!
students: Yes, ah! Really tiring.
monitor: After speaking to cool slightly!
students: That of course! That you come out, I want to copy it! Get away to go back to sleep!
squad: ah, you turn to go! I'm sorry it!
students: What embarrassed you? Get a job this only!
squad: (squad leader fainted on the spot)
68: police chief punished for the consequences of car
it, it was to work the peak hours, traffic jam in front of a police car a street, and pulled into the sidewalk. At this juncture, flashed in front of a young policeman, he waved the car was forced to an emergency stop. The driver leans out the window, with the sound of angry and asked:
car to accept the punishment.
a step, King made a military salute.
steps, standing front of the car:
br> small traffic police is still so calm:
cell phone? deducted two points, then raised his head: not because you are the Secretary for the bureau and even punish you without violating traffic rules. the law is for all the man-made, no special citizens. For your safety, I hope you this is the last time violation.
driver jumped into the cab, slammed closed the rear door, another turned to look daggers at the small traffic police: room, conference room to meet the staff are all here.
Because a hurry, I want the driver to drive traffic violations on the sidewalk. This little traffic police knew I was the Secretary, that I would meet, can not to face, insisted on the punishment. because he understands that everyone is equal before the law and regulations, because he knew his duty. He defied the official, not afraid of power, well kind of. I served as Secretary for four years, has repeatedly violated the traffic rules, such as speeding in a hurry , stop, can not be punished, and some traffic police to see that my car but I saluted back. Only this time I have been penalized, fined well. If our traffic police can be like This little traffic police, he called. Oh, he is the Third Brigade, called Wang Xiaopeng. If we like him the traffic police are strict law enforcement, the city's traffic order will be of significant change; if our cadres like him, our team will be traffic police there example of a large number of strict law enforcement. captain. !
Mr Wong at home during the day and cut it open the door of his car that were little traffic police Wang Xiaopeng.
Wang Xiaopeng about clinging to Mr Wong:
69: explosion funny: When an expert met the liar
afternoon to go home after dinner ~ I first came out ready to go downstairs to watch ~ ~ I saw one about a young man in the early 20s, students dress up, took the first deaf squatting on the ground, before writing with chalk on the ground a line of text: can not find work so hungry ~ ~ ~ not eaten in a few days to the point of well-intentioned people to buy something to eat!
I believe we all should know that this is another advantage of the sympathy of the scam good people! He only needs to give him a dollar each, but add up, I believe that the income of his day, far more than all of us! But he did not take these scams are often recruited because he is in the form of ~ does not appear in the begging in the fraud.
But, heaven has eyes! So he met me! Hey ~ ~ I was frowned suddenly got the idea! I immediately lightning speed (he has not the money to go to before) went to a restaurant near the recently spent 5 1 yuan to buy a big buns (the buns to buy, but do not want to give him meat! ), and then went to his side, with twelve extremely sincere tone said to him: for a few days ~ fast hot to eat it! (Click QQ903158557) but my firm look, dress neatly and my imaginary Hu thin scum, he saw that I let him eat the determination of the 5 bread! He had to take over, next to the number of crossings of the Mother is also a wad and said repeatedly: Finally, consistent with our encouragement ~ he will be the 5 mouthful swallowed a big bun, and then still crossing aunt (and I definitely did not meet) the request of the said thanks to me, Tizhuohangli away. If we think that this ends here
? Wrong! S not all! Hehe, the old lady did not count a penny to this guy fool ~ left a stomach also makes the bread, certainly did not give up, so I quietly followed him ~ waiting for him to change places. Results ~ really not expected the old lady across the two blocks, he picked a busy port, put a mess on the floor ~ they wrote something to eat!
you comrades! At this time, only to hear: Sing the world a white cock! Can brother and give bread to! I saw smiling cheerfully
~ ~ like a timely rain generally carrying five more bread and a debut! (Bread I made a special rub off on the floor!) The same faith! The same expression! The same dialogue! I picked up the bread would go visit him without any explanation mouth! At the same time surprisingly similar history ~! There are more crossing next to Aunt support my
the face of our eyes full of ardent desire, who had just eaten five large bread to hungry comrades a few days, they began to eat the bread it!
eat is still relatively fluent in the first, second feeling a bit jerky, and the third point of view from his expression was hard to eat! Each mouthful should hesitate!
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention! It is the fourth it! Wonderful time has come! A! Two! Three! So, how can he eat it? ? How his eyes bulge out? Why did he hand over his stomach it? ?
ah ~ God! He threw up!
the hungry comrades for several days, in ate 9 Can a big brother gifts, after bread, spit it! I immediately asked with concern: Brother! How to eat so Jia? Hungry, right? Also eat eat ah? He was secretly delighted! !
70; take *** aunt
*** to get a woman Mai Zaodian,
hawkers angry, and very serious, said:
big sister, you give *** no problem,
plates is at least the place, you actually draw this bill!
even one step back, draw no problem, to draw you a ten, and five of anything, right? You draw a seven blocks back to it!
seven to seven now, do not say, at least they have painted in color ah, actually a pencil drawing ~!
Well, I put up ~! Black and white to black and white! Can not use toilet paper painting ah! Feel too much ~ worse.
even toilet paper, I recognized it! But you have to use scissors to cut edges together, ah, this use of Shredded, and edges too exaggerated.
line, I do not want to flash, but you can tear a rectangular ah! The triangle to be justified ~!
There was a man Jiao cool.
he was dead.
funeral that day. `
His family cried :'??< br> Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... .... '`
Passersby puzzled. Asked: '? What are they cool. '?. .
family cried: 'Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
have a cat found a mouse ....
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat been eating the mouse out ... ..
Why????
because
==> Tiger Mouse silly you could not tell
3.
hospital psychiatric patients are often a doctor or nurse will love the complex.
One day, a female patient Dr. Xiang Mounan female patients come ... ...
suffering: Blue Doctor, do you love me? Doctors thought for a long time
blue (in order not to harm the patient in order to avoid disease progression)
Dr Lam: We are what is the relationship between doctor and patient, because you are sick so I have to take care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained he finally explained End)
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you mean you do not love me oh?
blue doctor (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... ... I love Dr Chan ... ...
4.
neurology institute has an old lady.
every day dressed in black. holding a black umbrella.
squatting neuropathy door of the court.
doctors wanted : To heal her. must know her from the start.
so the doctor can also wear black clothes. holding a black umbrella. squatted there with her.
two blissful silence of the squatting a month.
old woman finally said, and doctors speak:
to ask you --- -------
are mushrooms you ------?
5.
said a turtle father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then go off to Yangmingshan the. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6.
small Xin: Daddy, why my name there are three payment?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some lack of wood called life in the forest.
small Xin: Dad, you say that life in the missing sister, Guo Jingjing, what?
7.
a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
male pleasure than hear.
Thus, women in the
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8.
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9.
have a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )~!!!!
10.
elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for
11.
day computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said:
12. a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming:
14.
a story: unable to bear asked:
15.
someone just learning a foreign language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: the sentence: :
16.
monk wrote a letter to the Monkey King Wukong
Dear:
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days the second time under the following 3 days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West! Guanyin
your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the pockets of clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17.
? a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18.
? someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: losing money these days the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh,
19.
classic joke: one day the ants, the ant is a sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked what are you doing ? Ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. tortoise and the hare hare quickly ran to the front ... .. went to see a turtle snail .. very slowly and said to him: you come, I'm back .. and then you are right. . .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him,
22.
One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....
23.
a man fishing the river leaves the first wearing a fish hook ~ half did not, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half a day ~ No fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed:
24.
> table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
25.
patient dentist, said: :
26.
What could be more difficult to eat?! >
27.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash ... ..
28.
Xiaoming using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher said: ... said:
29.
put a ring of people at work always fart, colleagues said he could not resist: he was doing, he replied:
30.
female mosquito: it, they house is not a good thing, one by one all grown up eat shit
31.
I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely:
32.
son: This is true, ah, then what.
33.
executed a prisoner, the bullet is Then prisoners crying:
34.
father to his son a story: You know why?
35.
beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: I also became a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, pinched pills
36.
a man always find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers say: you, no woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune Teacher says: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37.
someone to eat, see a piece of beef noodles in beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife cake where you get that a wife?
38.
three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39.
meal in a restaurant, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waiter asked,
40.
day, the cows ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
41.
a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: Standing next to the negotiators, said:
42.
carpool lift the Secretary and Chief Secretary to the chief after the release of a fart, said: Long said at the meeting:
43.
a Lanmao mad pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse was moved: Yeah!
44.
each mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45.
friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46.
ago I bought two puppies, called the bottom
47.
Monkey off after the Tang also met by a monster, he had to read the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: Please try again later.
48.
mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
49.
just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
50.
panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51.
Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52.
hey ..! month, there are always a few days ...!
53.
production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. Captain ah, asses heat, but a donkey is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back?
54.
small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: The child, when to eat disgusting how can you say such a thing
55.
a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor
56.
give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth!
57.
see the master,
58.
girl must-see stories: bats that reborn in God. God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, also had wings, I used to suck blood. it still makes me vampire,
59.
restaurant flies fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I drink all day long popular spicy, come now! Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60.
sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61.
a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: rude, just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it?
62.
see a dog on the road over an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!
63.
If not flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most people care about you! If not you, little rabbit will ask:
64.
I have a request: asked me to dinner. hope you can meet me, or I put your phone number written on the wall, plus the previous two words: ***. also asked me to eat well, or to write: marriage, conditions not limited to
65.
M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend! Girl: But I did not even feel you!! M: Well, you tell me what I that is not good, I changed!! M: So you tell me what point I am good, I ~ change!!!
66.
wife always have a tube called the Diploma of her grandson. someone asked her: back is the little guy.
One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! Lost my underwear I see is you steal wear?
67; Chaozuo Ye
day, a male student to monitor women's side:
male students: squad leader, I copied it? ? OK?
Female Monitor: What did you say? Again!
students: I say you let me write it down please?
monitor; amount, is not it? That you have to say it?
students; Is there anything you? How dare not say? Not that I ask you willing to copy it!
monitor; Oh, I am not a casual person!
students; (low voice) can be up and not human!
squad: I beg your pardon?
students; not it! A word with you, so let me copy it?
monitor: now in school, eh, this thing is doing it how the nerve! I'm not ready yet!
students; Oh, not ready okay! OK! Copy that night to repair a good time!
squad: night time repair operation? Like many people eh!
students: nothing it! I have copied me, not their thing!
squad: You speak of you is fine, but how do I do it?
students: You have nothing to it! I have copied the like, and you're ready to OK it! !
monitor: or not, this kind of thing spread to more bad ah!
students: spread out the good! Which means you helpful! Good ah!
squad: ah? Is not it? Why do not we go home parade, right? OK? Students in the school ... ...
: OK! Late to go back with home repair! Go to your room or my room you?
squad: go to my room now! I was nobody! Quiet!
students: ah!
squad: ah, go home so that you exercise your fill!
students: I copied a bit like it! Copy that stuff and more hands are sore!
monitor: is not it? Hand Exercises? Will feel more Shuangya?
students: What Shuangya? Sour Oh!
Monitor: Yes! Tiring man thing!
students: Yes, ah! Really tiring.
monitor: After speaking to cool slightly!
students: That of course! That you come out, I want to copy it! Get away to go back to sleep!
squad: ah, you turn to go! I'm sorry it!
students: What embarrassed you? Get a job this only!
squad: (squad leader fainted on the spot)
68: police chief punished for the consequences of car
it, it was to work the peak hours, traffic jam in front of a police car a street, and pulled into the sidewalk. At this juncture, flashed in front of a young policeman, he waved the car was forced to an emergency stop. The driver leans out the window, with the sound of angry and asked:
car to accept the punishment.
a step, King made a military salute.
steps, standing front of the car:
br> small traffic police is still so calm:
cell phone? deducted two points, then raised his head: not because you are the Secretary for the bureau and even punish you without violating traffic rules. the law is for all the man-made, no special citizens. For your safety, I hope you this is the last time violation.
driver jumped into the cab, slammed closed the rear door, another turned to look daggers at the small traffic police: room, conference room to meet the staff are all here.
Because a hurry, I want the driver to drive traffic violations on the sidewalk. This little traffic police knew I was the Secretary, that I would meet, can not to face, insisted on the punishment. because he understands that everyone is equal before the law and regulations, because he knew his duty. He defied the official, not afraid of power, well kind of. I served as Secretary for four years, has repeatedly violated the traffic rules, such as speeding in a hurry , stop, can not be punished, and some traffic police to see that my car but I saluted back. Only this time I have been penalized, fined well. If our traffic police can be like This little traffic police, he called. Oh, he is the Third Brigade, called Wang Xiaopeng. If we like him the traffic police are strict law enforcement, the city's traffic order will be of significant change; if our cadres like him, our team will be traffic police there example of a large number of strict law enforcement. captain. !
Mr Wong at home during the day and cut it open the door of his car that were little traffic police Wang Xiaopeng.
Wang Xiaopeng about clinging to Mr Wong:
69: explosion funny: When an expert met the liar
afternoon to go home after dinner ~ I first came out ready to go downstairs to watch ~ ~ I saw one about a young man in the early 20s, students dress up, took the first deaf squatting on the ground, before writing with chalk on the ground a line of text: can not find work so hungry ~ ~ ~ not eaten in a few days to the point of well-intentioned people to buy something to eat!
I believe we all should know that this is another advantage of the sympathy of the scam good people! He only needs to give him a dollar each, but add up, I believe that the income of his day, far more than all of us! But he did not take these scams are often recruited because he is in the form of ~ does not appear in the begging in the fraud.
But, heaven has eyes! So he met me! Hey ~ ~ I was frowned suddenly got the idea! I immediately lightning speed (he has not the money to go to before) went to a restaurant near the recently spent 5 1 yuan to buy a big buns (the buns to buy, but do not want to give him meat! ), and then went to his side, with twelve extremely sincere tone said to him: for a few days ~ fast hot to eat it! (Click QQ903158557) but my firm look, dress neatly and my imaginary Hu thin scum, he saw that I let him eat the determination of the 5 bread! He had to take over, next to the number of crossings of the Mother is also a wad and said repeatedly: Finally, consistent with our encouragement ~ he will be the 5 mouthful swallowed a big bun, and then still crossing aunt (and I definitely did not meet) the request of the said thanks to me, Tizhuohangli away. If we think that this ends here
? Wrong! S not all! Hehe, the old lady did not count a penny to this guy fool ~ left a stomach also makes the bread, certainly did not give up, so I quietly followed him ~ waiting for him to change places. Results ~ really not expected the old lady across the two blocks, he picked a busy port, put a mess on the floor ~ they wrote something to eat!
you comrades! At this time, only to hear: Sing the world a white cock! Can brother and give bread to! I saw smiling cheerfully
~ ~ like a timely rain generally carrying five more bread and a debut! (Bread I made a special rub off on the floor!) The same faith! The same expression! The same dialogue! I picked up the bread would go visit him without any explanation mouth! At the same time surprisingly similar history ~! There are more crossing next to Aunt support my
the face of our eyes full of ardent desire, who had just eaten five large bread to hungry comrades a few days, they began to eat the bread it!
eat is still relatively fluent in the first, second feeling a bit jerky, and the third point of view from his expression was hard to eat! Each mouthful should hesitate!
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention! It is the fourth it! Wonderful time has come! A! Two! Three! So, how can he eat it? ? How his eyes bulge out? Why did he hand over his stomach it? ?
ah ~ God! He threw up!
the hungry comrades for several days, in ate 9 Can a big brother gifts, after bread, spit it! I immediately asked with concern: Brother! How to eat so Jia? Hungry, right? Also eat eat ah? He was secretly delighted! !
70; take *** aunt
*** to get a woman Mai Zaodian,
hawkers angry, and very serious, said:
big sister, you give *** no problem,
plates is at least the place, you actually draw this bill!
even one step back, draw no problem, to draw you a ten, and five of anything, right? You draw a seven blocks back to it!
seven to seven now, do not say, at least they have painted in color ah, actually a pencil drawing ~!
Well, I put up ~! Black and white to black and white! Can not use toilet paper painting ah! Feel too much ~ worse.
even toilet paper, I recognized it! But you have to use scissors to cut edges together, ah, this use of Shredded, and edges too exaggerated.
line, I do not want to flash, but you can tear a rectangular ah! The triangle to be justified ~!
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